R Kelly’s “Real Talk” is the new Rickroll

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Did you know (or even care) that R. Kelly’s new album “Write Me Back” drops today? And that he’s got 32 more chapters of his R&B opera “Trapped in the Closet” planned that involve an alien, because 22 just wasn’t enough? My personal relationship with the career of R. Kelly rivals my complicated love-hate feelings […]

Hey Bitches, I’m The Voice Of My Generation!

So like, Lena Dunham is super cool and super hot right now but yeah, me. What about me? I totally can create my own show to be picked up by a major network and become super famous and make money.  It’s meta. And my show will be called GIRLZ, because see, it’s sorta like “Girls” […]

Pregnancy Alternatives. It’s Your Right to Choose.

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Why commit  40 weeks to gestating and years of poopy pants on the off chance your baby will be a miniature Brit pop (or at least YouTube) sensation ?  I can  admit that the singing toddler Eve posted is technically adorable, but I prefer a different brand of entertainment.  Three words:  Child clown rental.  Watch the […]

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